Pitsmoor ‘University’ in fee hike scandal!

Pitsmoor University scandal

Story by Martin Currie

Pitsmoor University, based in Abbeyfield house, is in trouble. Meeting once a month, and based on the concept that everybody is an expert on something, the lectures, talks and conversation, have been of a very high standard.

However, audience numbers are declining. We have reluctantly decided to double all tuition fees, but since we offer everything for free, we are not sure this will help. If you think this could be the university for you, email me, Martin, at raygunconsultant@gmail.com

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